Gym Fiasco

So today I went to the gym, good right? Well I arrived later than planned but I made the best of it and worked my tail off. I went to go into the shower and realized that I had forgotten my towel. So as a last resort I used the t-shirt I had just worked out in, which clearly defeats the purpose. After that I went to brush my hair and I had forgotten my brush, thankfully I had a comb but needless to say it did not do its job! So I finally get ready, using my moisturizer bottle as a round brush, and I walk to my locker where there is a women, fully naked, bending over towards me in front of my locker. I can see everything, and I mean everything! So I squeeze my way in, trying not to look at anything, when she starts up a conversation with me. I mean my arm is practically touching her breasts and I wish I could have said: "I don't want to talk to you lady, your NAKED!" So I got out of there as fast as I could! Who says your life can't be like the movies?